Thursday, June 28, 2007

Dear Abby

I got this e-mail from a friend of mine. It was too good not to share:

Dear Abby

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for
a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
bulls**t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away t o college he doesn't even pretend to
like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Thanks, Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

3 comments:

The Mom said...

Mwahahaha!

I showed Carol this and she is so freaking clueless she didn't get what it was about, I had to explain it to her. Then she was saying how happy she was that she is running for President. Puke. I'm so glad she doesn't vote.

Heather said...

Ha ha ha ha a! Isn't she the one who said she won't vote because they only count the College kid's vote...a.k.a. the Collegiate Vote?

The Mom said...

Yep, that's the one. D D D!!!