Dear Abby

I got this e-mail from a friend of mine. It was too good not to share:

Dear Abby

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for
a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
bulls**t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away t o college he doesn't even pretend to
like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Thanks, Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.